Dozens of businessmen sat in the crowded auditorium, listening to the seminar. The speaker spoke in a low, droning voice:
“And so... shown by this chart... the total annual profit of the company... has a direct connection to this chart...”
Suddenly, Rudolph Johnson, the Senior Sales Executive, stood up.
“NO!”
Each head in the room turned toward Rudolph.
“NO!” Rudolph repeated. “I am not a businessman! I am a duck! I AM A DUCK!”
Everyone, including the speaker, began applauding. The national anthem began to play. Rudolph looked proudly into the distance. Yes, he was a duck.
“Quack... Quack!... QUACK!”
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