Realization

       Sitting at a booth in the coffee shop, Howard and Alvin read the newspaper and ate breakfast. Then Alvin looked up.
    “Howard, I’ve just realized something.”
    “What?” Asked Howard, concerned.
    “Nationwide is on our side...”
    Jumping out of their seats, the two friends began to whoop and cheer.
    “Its true! Its true! ITS REALLY TRUE!”
    Other diners in the coffee shop joined their celebration, and the party walked out the doors. They moved down the street, informing passersby of the good news, and adding to the throng. A massive ticker tape parade was held, involving balloons, streamers, music, cake, ice cream, silly hats, strobe lights, fake moustaches, the entire cast of “How I Met Your Mother,” traffic cones, singing dentists, silly string, cottage cheese, William Shatner, fire hydrants, and a whole lot of seriously happy people.