Law

    Harold and Andy sat down at the coffee shop table.
    “You see,” Began Harold, “I have decided to better my education by studying law at Harvard College.”
    “LAW!” Screamed Andy.
    “...Yes. Law. This is something I’ve been wanting to do for a-”
    “LAW!”
    “As I said before, yes, I am going to study law.”
    “LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Sang Andy loudly.
    “Please, let me finish. I have been wanting to learn about law for several years now, and I’ve finally fulfilled the necessary requirements in order to do so.”
    “LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
    Everyone in the coffee shop began an exaggerated, ridiculous song and dance number. It involved mimes, birthday cakes, penguins, and a very overweight mailman. Harold laid his head in his hands.
    “Not again....” He groaned.