It was late at night. Ralph the convenience store owner read the newspaper silently. Then the double doors opened, admitting legendary TV, movie, and Broadway actor Neil Patrick Harris.
“Hi, I’m legendary TV, movie, and Broadway actor Neil Patrick Harris.”
“Holy Wow!” Said Ralph. “I can’t believe legendary TV, movie, and Broadway actor Neil Patrick Harris is standing right in front of me. I’m amazed!”
“Well, that’s usually how one feels in the presence of legendary TV, movie, and Broadway actor Neil Patrick Harris.”
“So, legendary TV, movie, and Broadway actor Neil Patrick Harris, what brings you to this store?”
“I am here to steal several items. Is that alright?”
“Anything for you, legendary TV, movie, and Broadway actor Neil Patrick Harris.”
Neil Patrick Harris grinned, then began filling his pockets with spearmint gum, Funyuns, Ding-Dongs, and butane lighters, among other things. Humming to himself, Ralph started reading the paper again.
“Thank you!” Neil Patrick Harris said, bowing.
Ralph looked up.
“You are very welcome, very welcome indeed, legendary TV, movie, and Broadway star Neil Patrick Harris.”
Neil Patrick Harris exited the store.
“Gee,” Said Ralph. “Legendary TV, movie, and Broadway actor Neil Patrick Harris sure is a nice guy.”
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