Stepping up to the podium, the President of the United States addressed the crowd. “Good evening, everyone. Thank you for coming. But, alas, I am not really the President.”
A collective gasp rang throughout the large audience.
“No, I’m not your President. I’m-” He took off a mask to reveal the horrifying countenance of Alec Baldwin.
The audience screamed.
“Yes its true!” Chuckled Alec Baldwin menacingly. “I am Alec Baldwin! HA HA HA! And you will all be forced to buy my merchandise. Alec Baldwin hats, jackets, coffee mugs, posters, peanut butter, lamps, and toothpaste! Muahahahahhahahahaha!”
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